Sunday 23 June 2013

Bloggin' aint for me. So long, and thanks for all the fish.

So I havent blogged in a long time and there are many reasons why; one being that I don't have much to blog about, another being that blogging is very tedious. Thirdly no one cares, litrally I get less and less reads for every blog I do.
 And so I am going to stop blogging although I will leave the blog up incase people want to read old blogs and pretend that I am blogging still.
There might be other blogs coming up but only if someone twists my arm to write more superdorkism, but I highly doubt I will.
So I retire because bloggin' isnt and never has been my thing.

So long, and thanks for all the fish.

Monday 3 June 2013

See no evil, hear no evil, blog no evil.

So I havent blogged in a while since I blogged because I've been revising but after reading Ulysses' blog I felt like having a good old rant. So I present to you the list of things that I hate (THIS IS NOT THE COMPLETE LIST)

1) Fat people in skinny peoples clothes.
You look like an accident waiting to happen, stop it.

2) People who get offended by things people say.
The world's a tough place, get your balls out of your mothers purse.

3) Top Gear
It's a show full of cunts and if you like it you're a cunt. No acceptions.

4) The enviroment.
I only drink bottled water.

5) Labour supporters.
"Ooh be nice to us, we're poor."

6) Tory supporters.
The offcial twat party.

7) Lib-Dems.
Just give up.

8) Plaid Cymru.
Hahahahaha oh stop seriously hahahahaha oh my ribs.

9) Fucking commas!
My relationship with commas has been a rocky one I dont really want to go into that.

10) People who say "I dont really want to go into that"
Arseholes.

11) The word "Magical"
Grow the fuck up.

12) woman who dont wear bras
isnt that uncomfertable?

13) Insects.
Just fucking die.

14) Chris Evans
I cant put into words how much this rabbit looking mother fucker grinds my gears.

15) Ian Hislop
drop off the earth please.

14) Fire.
It hurts when I touch it!

16) People who's names are a combination of two names.
Not like "Tomos Sion" but if his name was "Tomosionos"

17) Lists.

18) Irony.

19) Murder.
there's just no need.

20) endings without a sighn off.